Histoire bien drôle (en anglais)

Tau diplomat: “Ah yes, I understand your losses have been considerable…”
Tau commander: “Oh great, are we going to pay these fools because they can’t manage to kill anything and lose the battle in 3 turns?”
General: “Hey, we killed some stuff!”
Tau commander: “Drones and kroot don’t count so nyah!”

Governor: “So it IS all true, isn’t it? The kinky rituals? I thought that stuff was just fan fiction!”
Sister Yomama: “Fifty years of service to the emperor, and all they see me as is a piece of meat.”
Governor: “I can’t believe you didn’t invite me for that! After all the monasteries I let you establish!”
Sister Yomama: “For the last time, we’re a valiant, pious order of battle sisters, not bondage bitches in power armor, put here to add some sex appeal to the otherwise grim darkness of the far future!”
Tau commander: “Then why do your power armor have such clearly defined boobies?”

Tau diplomat: “Perhaps we should return to the task at hand? The peaceful co-existence of our two glorious people?

General: “What’s glorious about a bunch of cannibals?”
Tau diplomat: “Cannibals? I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
General: “Your… pets slaughtered my men in combat and feasted on their corpses!”
Tau diplomat: “I’m sure they didn’t! And if they did, I’m sure they didn’t mean to?”
Sister Yomama: “Yeah, the limbs of the fallen guardsmen just jumped into their mouths!”
Governor: “I know a limb that would like to jump into YOUR mouth.”

General: “It doesn’t matter that they might not eat ME, it is still a foul practice! Look, that thing is eating one of our fallen officers right now!”
Tau diplomat: “No he isn’t!”
General: “What are you talking about? I can see it with my own two eyes!”
Tau diplomat: “He’s… trying to revive the officer with mouth to mouth?”
General: “HE’S GNAWING AT HIS LIVER!”
Governor: “Where IS the general?”
Representative Corpseeater: *burp*
Tau commander: “Oh no, not again.”
Tau diplomat: “Corpsy-poo, did you eat the nice human general?”
Kroot representative: *looks embarrassed*